Dear Parents of all children 4 years old and younger,
When you are in a crowded area, particularly a stairwell, and you think it's cute to hold your toddler's hand and let your child who can barely lift its legs - move at a snails pace, blocking about 50 people behind you....well...I hate you. No. Really.
Pick your nugget baby up and carry that little creepshow out of the god damn way so I can catch my train/bus/not be late to work. That little tyke can practice walking up and down the stairs at home all it wants and not at the expense of my sanity at 8:34 in the morning.
Sincerely,
Degenerate Parent hater - not to be confused with babyhater.
